hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

unclefather:

I have onions for you, shrek

Things you learn when beginning most languages: Colors, numbers, "hi my name is"
Things you learn when beginning Latin: war, manliness, four words for "death"

pornstarwars:

my dad just said “if you’re feeling sad why don’t you go on the facebook and talk to a boy you like” and im like “well i can’t because he blocked me”

jaimepreciadorable:

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

nosdrinker:

what does sending anon hate accomplish… go outside… pet a dog… ride a bike… Call your dad and apologize for being a disappointment