nymphetgarden:

Namaste means “my soul recognizes yours” not “I tripped really hard at a festival once and now I’m filled with the wisdom of the Earth”

ozei:

more inaccurate useless drawings ft alex turner

ozei:

more inaccurate useless drawings ft alex turner

sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

rnedia:

my nickname in middle school was “who?”

lunchtrae:

a raven

lunchtrae:

a raven

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

bitchesaloud:



WAS SHE MASTURBATING OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING?!

bitchesaloud:

WAS SHE MASTURBATING OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING?!

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people